Some need a big fat arse a-hoisted.
Give her a lifetime retirement income with full health insurance and food stamps.
FTA
Since she was injured on duty, she is eligible for a disability pension that would pay three-quarters of her annual salary, tax-free, if deemed unfit to return.
Who cares.
Everyone FEELS good and afterall, it's only your money.
Look how many people are happy and satisfied, eh?
That’s why she joined.
Just like Kerry served in Vietnam for one purpose: to get three scratches and three Purple Hearts and to come back and fight America, the military and the Vietnam war “as a veteran.”
Joining the service was not to serve but to promote oneself.
Some need a big fat arse a-hoisted.
And a participation trophy....
I worked in a mental institution and aides were required to subdue, lift and assist the geebers. Once, they had an eighteen yr. old woman taking the physical for employment. She was 5’9” and weighed over 400 pounds. They actually had to weigh her on the freight scale. When I saw this I was shocked and turned to the HR woman and demanded “You are NOT seriously considering hiring that cow are you?” She shrugged and said she passed the written test. Four days after hire, I had an accident report on my desk that SAID she injured her back. They put her on disability.
Trading for the hazmat unit? She is a hazmat.
That was in place before she even got to the hospital.
Next week she gets a medal.