[Billthedrill]

Oh my GOD!! Will the Union survive? I am mortally offended by this outrage! My breath is coming fast, my heart is palpitating, I'm, I'm...fainting..." (sound of thumping in the background).

Or not.

Damn, this stuff is getting funny!

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Quick, somebody get Bill to a Safe Space! We need some muscle over here. Stop the microaggressively sticky tape!

[Norm Lenhart]

“Oh my GOD!! Will the Union survive?”

With this being the state of the Union today, do we really want it to?