I’m so offended by Illegal Pete’s that I want to put him out of business by opening a competing restaurant next door. How does ‘Wetback Pedro’s’ sound?
It'd be more fun to open a daycare center, and call it "Precious Snowflake's Safe Space".
And one called...”Wop around the Clock”....
Theme restaurant with mafia dress and spats.
I would do it just for the interesting faces they would make.