Being Undead isn’t easy!
I got stabbed by Orestes!
Stupid poet Euripides had it all wrong, bleeding liar he was.
Then I had Jules Caesar try it again awhile later.
Old Jules was upset at my gall, he then said something about gall being divided into three parts after running off and beating up on the iberian celts and other tribals in western europe..
Somehow, the citizenry said he was a great guy due to this.
What odd people they were.
Undead *is* easy.
Once you learn
To Sun set
Set.
(Thank You, Ishmael Reed!)