Yeb? may say that. Yeb? might even believe it. But somehow, in a deathmatch between Baby Huey and Baby Hitler, I can see lil’ Adolf sticking a couple of fingers up Yeb’s nostils, and jerking his head down with one hand while the other drives the end of a rattle through Yeb’s eyeball, puncturing through the orbit and into the brainpan. A shrill warbling shriek; some convulsions; the sound sound of a large soft mass dropping to the floor, and that’s about it. Whether lil’ ‘dolf gives a contented sigh or a sinister, too knowing and too old chuckle I won’t speculate, as either one is too creepy.
Point is, Baby Hitler could probably take Yeb?. Justifiable homicide too, probably.
Some things are not meant to be pondered.
Yeah, this should be the follow up to see if there is any question Jebbie would not answer. Okay Jeb, so you have gone back in time and you are outside the Hitler home. So exactly how would you go about obtaining and killing baby Hitler?
Would you rush into home and use your bare hands in front of his mother?
Would you wait until everyone was asleep?
Would you acquire a knife or a gun for both th murder and also to help you escape afterwards?
Would it be better to inflict less pain by using some kind of lethal drugs, or should baby Hitler also suffer an agonizing death because of the crimes that future Hitler would commit?