This is Nazi America, though, if you are zee Amerikkkan zitizen. Your PAPERS, bitte....
I did cross the border at TJ once with some other Marines. We were literally surrounded by Mexicans and they grab us. We were all in excess of 200 lbs. I think they thought we were smuggling steroids. They were horrible to us and particularly upset with me as I refused to speak to them. Name rank serial. One of the agents started screaming at me wanting to know why I had been to Paris. Another Marine pointed out it was Paris Island SC. Morons the lot of them. Every time one is shot I always wonder.