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To: Kaslin

Fugly? Butt-ugly? Felony ugly? Coyote ugly? Trauma-inducing ugly? So ugly she’d scare a train up a dirt road? Ugly enough to make a funeral procession turn up an alley? So ugly she’d stop a clock? So ugly that when she takes a shower, the water runs down her back so it doesn’t have to look at her face? Her plastic surgeon took on a night shift? She turned Medusa to stone?

Something like that?


8 posted on 11/08/2015 5:40:59 AM PST by IronJack
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To: IronJack

Uglier’n the dadgummed Wolfman hungover after a night o’ howlin’ round a fifty gallon still. Makes the elephant man look like a cheerleader. Uglier’n a fitty nine Chevy full o’ drunk Pelosis.


19 posted on 11/08/2015 6:09:05 AM PST by RipSawyer (Racism is racism, regardless of the race of the racist.)
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To: IronJack

Possibly add:

So ugly she’d scare the maggots off a dead dog, so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water and so ugly she’d scare the stink off of $hit.


37 posted on 11/08/2015 7:30:25 AM PST by redfreedom (Voting for the lesser of two evils is still voting for evil.)
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Whoopi fell off the ugly tree, hit every branch on the way down, upon hitting the ground her face caught fire, and was put out with an ice pick


41 posted on 11/08/2015 8:02:45 AM PST by dsrtsage (One half of all people have below average IQ. In the US the number is 54%)
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