Nurse: My, my, my. What do we have here?
Howard: I slipped and fell.
Nurse: Yeah, we get that a lot. What is this?
Howard: It’s a robot arm.
Nurse: Where’s the rest of the robot?
Howard: I only built the arm.
Nurse: Cause that’s all you needed, right?
Howard: Can you please just help me?
Nurse: All right, all right. Hang on, stay calm. (Over PA system) I need an orderly with a wheelchair. I got a robot hand grasping a man’s penis out here.
Howard: You think you could be a little more discreet?
At San Francisco General Hospital they routinely remove small animals and household appliances from “those who are experimenting’s dirt chute!”
Maybe allah can provide 72 robot arms to each of his savage murdering followers.
(Over PA system) LOL so hard my ribs hurt.