Obama, once again received his 3:00 a.m. phone call.
“Obama, once again received his 3:00 a.m. phone call.”
Yes, and the conversation probably was as follows;
OBAMA: “Hello? This is Resident Obama” ....
ISIS Operative: “Yes, Hussein, dis is Sheikh Ali Akbar, conveyeeng our lateest operation for the glory of Alllah!”
OBAMA: “Yes, I trust themission was successful?”
ISIS Operative: “Oh, vehree much so, Allah be praised!”
OBAMA: “Did the weapons I sent perform as required?”
ISIS Operative: “Oh, yes, better than we even hoped! The missile made a direct hit on our enemy of god, Allah be praised!”
OBAMA: “Good! That’s very good news!” I’ll make arrangements to have one hundred more delivered through the usual channels. Unfortunately, your contact’s cover is compromised, so she will not be visiting with you.”
ISIS Operative: “Oh, dat ees too bad, I enjoyed working weet her (thinking “she’s more of a man dan you, infidel dog!”)
OBAMA: “Yes, well, we have made alternate arrangements, and we will be certain to get whatever you need as quickly as possible.”
ISIS Operative: “OK, tank you Hussein, we are happy to do business wit you.”
OBAMA: “The feeling is mutual, Sheikh Akbar - we’ll be in touch when the next shipment is ready for pick up. Allah be praised!”
ISIS Operative: Goodnight, Hussein.”
OBAMA: “Goodnight, Sheikh.”