[Kickass Conservative]

LOL, my mouth is watering.

Be sure to cook everything over a burning pile of Old Tires. It really enhances the flavor.

Time to get the Family together and have a Picnic on top of the Ash Pile at the local Coal Fired Power Plant.

[IronJack]

You lucky dog! All we have is a couple of nuclear plants nearby. And they keep those spent fuel rods under lock and key.

But I like your tip about the old tires. I usually burn green-treated lumber -- you know, for the heavy metals? But you can't beat the taste of burnt rubber.