She just needs to find a lesbian who is into fat and ugly cross dressing lesbians.
Her road before her will include a “theme song” soon to be propagated by the State.
“Suicide is painless”
The theme song from M*A*S*H*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-BtquTKw78
Rosie O'Donnell to the courtesy phone on promenade 3 please.