What a guy wants is: (1) a weather channel that is strictly local weather, a radar display, and three-day outlook. (2) a history channel that is history and not pretender lumberjacks or Amish mafia. (3) an old movie channel without any 10-minute introduction pieces. (4) a sports channel without some soap opera moderator pretending that there’s hype here or trying to giving you the inside-the-inside-the-inside view of things. (5) reality TV about real people, but not the fake reality stuff.