Federal employees will never taste unemployment — not now, not yesterday, not tomorrow
Cut with 3:1 rules for hiring - limit EPA, Education, HHS, and other worthless agencies to one new hire for every three employees who leave. That will sunset the agencies and departments more slowly, but there are no identifiable "victims" of the cuts.
Guaranteed secure jobs, gold plated retirement pensions, top shelf medical benefits and without have to produce anything or any positive results!
I'd like to be in that fantasy land too! ☺
For sake of discussion let's assume that's true.
It still would be better to have them sit at their desks without work and a high speed connection to all the porn they can handle.