(Sung to the tune of the Nationwide Insurance Company)
Shoulda gave to Donald Trump...
Wish I could breathe through my nose.
I would not eat so many bugs.
My ugly mug would make a train
Jump the track for a dirt road.
Wow. That deserves a thread of its own.
Shoulda gave to Donald Trump...
lol!
Or maybe it wasn't Peyton who gave that money to heb!, but instead it was the high-pitched-voice Peyton from the DirectTV commercials. As he says at the end of the spot, "don't be that me".
Peyton is a gold mine for advertisers.
Hopefully he'll be a gold mine for the eventual GOP nominee, because it sure as heck won't be boosh.