[Trailerpark Badass]

I've produced photographic evidence saying otherwise, but if that's your opinion, ok.

I don't know any sane human alive, including seriously hardened combat vets, who would choose to be a cop, especially in Li'l Tamir's neighborhood, under your standards.

And I'm OK with that. But the choice is between civilization and chaos. I've made my vote.

[Trailerpark Badass]

Lol, "pardon me, li'l fella, you mind taking that realistic-looking heater out of your pants and showin it to me reeeaaall good? Let me see the muzzle, and i can easily differentiate between 6mm, 9mm, and 12.7mm apertures. What? It's a toy you say? Well, of course it is son! No doubt you and your li'l pals were engaging in target shooting contests of discipline and skill. And if there was just a bit of Bowery Boys-type scampery mixed in, well, that's just between us gentlemen. Here, have a penny candy!"

Give me a break.