Sally Satchelbottom is sheer genius, Relictele!
Aw thanks. I actually wrote it some years ago in Obama’s first term when these ridiculously unbelievable numbers started coming out in anticipation of the reelection effort.
It also predates the revelations about Lois Lerner, who easily could be an older Sally with their mutual distrust of ‘the other,’ except that Lois is old, twisted, vain, and more vile.