[Hebrews 11:6]

If found guilty, an appropriate sentence would be thirty days with absolutely nothing but mac-and-cheese, as God told the Israelites whining for meat:

"Tell the people: 'Consecrate yourselves in preparation for tomorrow, when you will eat meat. The LORD heard you when you wailed, "If only we had meat to eat! We were better off in Egypt!" Now the LORD will give you meat, and you will eat it. You will not eat it for just one day, or two days, or five, ten or twenty days, but for a whole month--until it comes out of your nostrils and you loathe it--because you have rejected the LORD, who is among you, and have wailed before him, saying, "Why did we ever leave Egypt?" ' " Numbers 11:18-20

[USMCPOP]

“...If found guilty, an appropriate sentence would be thirty days with absolutely nothing but mac-and-cheese...”

And I’m sure he would get his fill of bacon jalapeno, just not where’s expecting it.