Maybe Rush Limbaugh - of course the pay cut would be massive... and having to hang out in congress might not be Rush's cup of tea.
or
Mark Levin
Lawyer
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Ann Coulter...
My first choice is still Daniel Webster... there's lots of possibilities out there...
He could do his show from there, reporting on every stupid thing that goes on. He wouldn't actually have to stand up there and swing the gavel.
"At this point, we have to break for an obscene profit center, as I have to go record my vote"