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To: Nacho Bidnith

“Would someone please, in precise and exact terms, define exactly what “common sense gun control measures”...”

I’ll give it a shot (no pun intended).

“Universal Background Check”: Bet you thought that 80’s cartoon “Masters of the Universe was just a cheesy cartoon. Nope. It’s for reals. The democrats really want EVERY firearm purchase to be brought before the Masters of the Universe and personally signed of on by He Man.

“gunshow loophole”: Once again, most people are unaware of this, but at every single gun show, hidden from view, is a hole, that once a firearm has been dropped into it, the only way to retrieve it is to use a loop, similar to what cowboys use to capture cattle. The anti-gunners despise this hole because like I said, once a gun goes down it, it can never be found again unless there happens to be a cowboy nearby, and that takes an opportunity away from the anti-gunners to fill out paper work on, which is their most favorite thing in the world to do. They absolutely hate it when they miss a chance at doing paperwork.

“firearm sales without involving an FFA”: Ah, yes! The Future Farmers of America LOVE guns! Guns give them the chance to explode the predators attacking their livestock (if they use the .223 ammo that Mika was talking about), and guns also give their sister organization, 4-H, a wholsome shooting sport to compete in.

“Buying guns over the internets”: This is the disdain of ALL anti-gunners. Even though Al Gore invented the Internets, he had to make a deal with Skelator to take credit for making it. The deal was that Skeletor gets a portion of all guns for sale on the Internet to use against He Man. Since they want He Man to do all the background checks, they certainly don’t want his nemesis to be supplied with guns. As far as private individuals buying the guns over the internets, that’s still a work in progress. So far, it still requires the assistance of Mexican Drug Cartells to deliver them to citizens of the United States because nobody can find any Americans to do that job yet, so this issue really isn’t much of a problem.

I hope this helps.


59 posted on 10/07/2015 12:05:58 PM PDT by Carthego delenda est
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To: Carthego delenda est

Finally! Someone here on FR that knows what they’re talking about. Now that you’ve explained it, I can see how these common sense ideas really would make this heaven on earth and only a knuckle dragging neanderthal would be opposed to Utopia.

I can’t find words to express how much better I feel now that I know what’s REALLY going on.

Thank you!


60 posted on 10/07/2015 12:17:37 PM PDT by Nacho Bidnith (Leftists can see racism everywhere except the mirror)
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To: Carthego delenda est

I was so excited by finally being led from the darkness that I forgot to ask you, but

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“firearm sales without involving an FFA”: Ah, yes! The Future Farmers of America LOVE guns! Guns give them the chance to explode the predators attacking their livestock (if they use the .223 ammo that Mika was talking about), and guns also give their sister organization, 4-H, a wholsome shooting sport to compete in

If an animal is shot with a 5.56 instead of a .223 does it explode twice as much? I really wish someone would have asked her that because next to you, she’s really the only one we can trust on this.


62 posted on 10/07/2015 12:26:50 PM PDT by Nacho Bidnith (Leftists can see racism everywhere except the mirror)
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