[beaversmom]

Not if you have round-the-clock police bodyguards, like Mayor Rahm.

Just let the guy enjoy his waffles or whatever it is that he's eating.

[Carthego delenda est]

That picture is so disturbing on a number of levels. From the ballerina hunkering over as he shovels that stuff into his pie-hole, to the two kids behind him acting as ‘security’. Disgusting.

[Boogieman]

That would be the most regal of delicacies... funnel cake!

[Twinkie]

Funnel cakes are dry as a chip. He must have just washed
it down with spit; but even then, YUK! Not enough
spit in the whole town to wash that stuff down! Guess
they’ll have to stop at the coke tent and get him a
drink.