[SJackson]

The feds have a commercial they run on the radio about discovering your local forest.

Good point. At least in WI lots of these attacks occur in national forest or wildlife refuges. Maybe a federal 911, they can send out a drone.

[Slyfox]

Ann Coulter in her new book describes illegals inhabiting our national parks to grow their marijuana. There are also missing people and unsolved murders taking place in the national parks.

So, wolves, illegals ... we got a problem Houston.