[BlueLancer]

"Major Kong is played by Slim Pickens - for laughs..."

"Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find:
One forty-five caliber automatic
Two boxes of ammunition
Four days' concentrated emergency rations
One drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills
One miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible
One hundred dollars in rubles
One hundred dollars in gold
Nine packs of chewing gum
One issue of prophylactics
Three lipsticks
Three pair of nylon stockings.

Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff."

[Celtic Conservative]

Did you realize the last line actually was “Dallas” but was dubbed over because “Dr. Strangelove” was released not long after the Kennedy assassination?

[miss marmelstein]

Could come in pretty handy for today’s preppers.