VeggieChick: “It’s steak, but steak is made out of cows. And I see you have chicken which is obviously chicken. And I see you’ve got pigs here but you don’t have dogs here. So I’m wondering why you don’t have dog.”
Hostess Preferred Response: "Well, we called you, but you wouldn't get here in time to be properly prepared."
40 posted on 10/02/2015 2:33:31 PM PDT by Lazamataz
(Ok. We won't call them 'Anchor Babies'. From now on, we shall call them 'Fetal Grappling Hooks'.)