[LouAvul]

Yeah, Kentucky. The same bunch of retards that gave us Mitch McConnell. It was reported by a Lexington station. Lexington is the worst, being it's a liberal enclave for that dump. I guess the city is a bedroom community of Lexington?

I especially liked this statement. The owner of the Nicholasville Waffle House made this statement, “For many years we have had a “No Firearms” police in place in our restaurants. We continue to believe this is the best policy for the safety of our customers and associates.”

So, what is it? You have "no firearms" police? As in, grammar police? Spelling police?

Or you don't serve police who carry firearms?

Or, did you let a Freudian slip?

[Eric in the Ozarks]

Wife and I had breakfast at a Waffle House in Springfield years ago.

After writing our order down, the waitress called out to the kitchen, “Flip it. Dip it, Nip it and Clip it.”

We never did understand her code...

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

Looks more like an intern wrote and edited the story.

[lakecumberlandvet]

“Yeah, Kentucky. The same bunch of retards that gave us Mitch McConnell.’
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You shore paint with a wide brush, dontcha? Careful you don’t get no paint on youself.