“What do you suggest? Dad buying the condoms? Bailing her out of jail?”
Bailing her out of jail, and going on a long drive somewhere with just her, or a few long walks with her. Maybe guiding her with a fathers love. Maybe treating her the way Jesus treated a stranger to him woman about to be stoned.
Maybe yelling her about some mistakes you made in the past, and getting her on a better track. Asking to meet this boyfriend.
(none of these things are violent menacing double entendres)
But like I said, I guess im some kinda barefoot hippie to you.
Fair enough.