Trump is the Second Coming of Jesus. He is GOD. He is the Perfect Man in every way.
After meeting the Most Interesting Man In The World, Trump was heard to say, "He bores me."
Trump challenged Chuck Norris to a fight, and Chuck Norris wet his pants.
In the Zombie Apocalypse, Trump would bite a zombie, and the zombie would turn into another Donald Trump.
Just take a look. The facial similarities are unmistakable.
You’re quite the king of hyperbole. It’s very attention-getting, n’es pas? It’s worked well for you, so no reason to change the formula now!