Luntz will tell us who won when Roger Ailes tells him who won.
Luntz, CNN, FOX, Rove, all the alphabets, and Bimbo What’s-Her-Name will explain that Fiorina was the best - the winner, that Kasich and Carson did well, and that Rubio and Bush were strong and improved their standings. Trump, however, was unable to defend his racist, xenophobic, misogynist positions, and the audience responded to him with silence.
Have a drink for every one I get right, but don’t try to drive.