And what you wanted is the textbook definition of what liberalism bred out of modern women in majority. Thus why most men are open to Toasters rather than seeking needles in haystacks.
Believe me. I’m on your tea. I just think that ‘For every man there is a voman included toasters today because without them, for every 500,000 men there is a woman. And most women today probably approach having bedded that number.
Best to get a toaster and keep your junk and material goods on your person instead of an amputation ward of the local hospital.
UNLESS you are willing to put the work in as a man to find one that isn’t corrupted.
Why is it that when I read your third paragraph it was in the voice of General Jack D. Ripper? :-D