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Well, since we got to the second page....here’s the rest of my 9-11 story and the attack of the ponytailed man and his pit bull wife.

So first, a little background about the couple involved in this recent contretemps at my church where the nasty lady almost assaulted me during our celebration of our new flag pole on our church campus. In fact, right after I got done taking that Diane Feiinstein picture is when the woman assaulted me. Diane Feinistein couldn’t believe her eyes and ears but she’s a complete witness.

HE is a member of our church finance council and last week I told the story of our church organ on this thread dated last Sunday. His name is Joe Blow and up until this Friday I always considered him a friend. Now he was NOT for purchasing that church organ but I add this tidbit because I think my friend Joe Blow was mad at me for that little fiscal victory but come on folks, our damn organ was broke, we have the money, and most important, Father Tom wanted the organ. If Father Tom was not in favor of purchasing that organ, all of my cuteness and coyness would not have meant a thing. Nonetheless I am somehow viewed as the victor of obtaining our new over a 100K organ, a perspective I rather like what with all the hugs, loves and thanks you. I’ll not lie to you, I got an ego.

It is not the purpose of the Finance council to tell the pastor how to spend money but more to add an approval stamp and/or disapproval. I have been on the Finance council for ten years now folks and know my way around, go to hell.

Now I’m not saying that my wrongly perceived Finance council victory made Joe Blow mad but let me tell you how I have to fight this guy’s roaming hands at every Sussex GOP meeting (yeah, he’s on the Sussex GOP AND is a member of my church) and struggle to get away from his monopolizing me from speaking to anyone else before the meeting’s start. For a smile, know that he is a very handsome man, sporting a gray ponytail, and wears pink pants.

Well I just don’t know but he does like the ladies, yes he does.

Heh.

So Joe Blow’s wife, Jane Blow, is known far and wide as the nastiest woman on the planet. Thus there’s Joe, the handsome elder lover boy, and Jane, his pit bull wife sent to drive off the infidels. Yes I knew about Jane Blow but her little stunt this past Friday was not amusing.

I am standing, with Diane Feinstein, around our new flag pole as Father Tom sang the star spangled banner (Father Tom is a wonderful singer, did I tell you?) and Jane Blow, along with the pony-tailed, pink-pants-wearing husband, Joe Blow, walk over to me. Jane gets right up in my face, I’m telling you folks I watched her approaching me and was smiling at first, but as she got closer and closer and closer, well I was scared for my life almost.

“I want you to know that I did not appreciate you getting on the radio yesterday and calling MY priest a “Tea Party” priest.”

Now about that radio show. Yes Sussex county has two local talk radio stations, TWO of them cause one was not enough, and they are very important to the daily stuff of Sussex county life. My own representative, name is Steve Smyk and he is also a member of my church, St. Jude the Apostle, comes on one of these talk shows every Wednesday and just to show you my relationship with Steve….well hey, he’s a friend and recently asked me if he was overdoing it with the weekly talk show. I assured him it was fine and what with this new Father Tom at our church and all I phoned up the station, hoping that I could make Steve look good….or at least have someone calling him. Or something.

“I want to speak to my Representative Steve Smyk,” I said, on the air. Steve laughed, all this is on the air folks, and asked me what I wanted. I did not give my name but most people know who I am, what with my daughter and her famous radio rant….but that was the other radio station, who I am not speaking to ever again. I asked Steve if he knew about our new Pastor , Father Tom, who is known as “The Tea Party” priest. Steve laughed and told me that he was at a constituent meeting and it was mentioned. I laughed and told him that he had to start coming to mass, if he can find a parking spot. Steve said he heard that the church was getting packed because of the new Pastor.

All this was on the air, with the show’s host very quiet and letting us talk. I then speculated, as it was a political talk show after all, as to who in the local GOP might run for Governor. I mentioned one lady I liked, Rep of another district. Then I asked Steve why doesn’t he run for Governor. Still we are on the air.

“Aw, Pat,” he said, heh and recall that I did not mention my name, “I’ll tell you what, I will run for Governor if you are my campaign manager.”

Heh.

Just a nice exchange, not at all offensive and I do really like Steve although we’ve had our differences….once I had him put on a “Wall of Shame” that another Blogger maintained. He voted for some stupid gun control thing that made me mad and do not forget I am a famous Blogger, read by three, maybe four people, every day.

So Jane Blow, speaking for herself and Joe Blow, the gray-haired ponytailed guy with the red pants with roaming hands (I mean does that woman have any idea what a lover boy she’s married to?)….man, she did not like me calling HER priest a Tea Party Priest.

Is this against some kind of law or something? Couldn’t she too have called in and railed against that appellation? Did she ever hear of this thing called freedom of speech?

Well I think these two are a pair of nut jobs, never leading anything, just raising hell all over the place and I must suppose I am now on their shit list.

Oh, I did get a chance to relate this exchange to Father Tom at the Parish Life center reception, where he sat at my table by the way. So he knows he’s called the “Tea Party” priest and he chuckled. He’s not terribly familiar with the Blow couple as he is a new Pastor but hey, I will fill him in.

In due course.