Anne Colton for Press Secretary.
No slot for Jeb Bush? Ambasador to Cuba? or Mexico?
No slot for Mitt Romney? Ambasador to Bolivia or Spain?
He should vow to be in Sharknado IV the movie, and to toss the UN out of New York and send them to Europe, like mayme Switzerland and Denmark. How about a Fence between Canada and the USA (don’t need a wall). Send any immigrants who come to the USA to Alaska—Lots of land. Open it for Mining and oil, fishing, and building. lets see how the thin skinned Middle Easterner do in Alaskan winters.
First thing he should do is meet with Putin and resolve the Ukraine/Syrian Problems. And tell the ISIS crew that killing any American will mean a declared war and atomic fire! Next declare war on Mexican Cartels —sink their subs, shoot down their planes, make the border drug free. Then—any city that does not enforce laws should be declared outlaw—invaded, placed under martial law and all elected leaders emprisoned. Any state that doesn’t heed to Drug laws should be call Outlaw and occupied as well. We are a nation of Laws not “feelings”. Next add four more judges to the Supream Court—appoint Conservative Tea Party Judges.
Make one Head of the Environmental Protection Agency and the other Secretary of Education. Then abolish both those agencies.