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To: rochester

A baby was born to a lez
“I’ll sue!” is what the new momma says
The kid was full term
But an error with sperm
Made the baby look just like the Prez


11 posted on 09/04/2015 6:12:50 AM PDT by TruthShallSetYouFree (Today's Civil Rights movement: Black Lives Matter--unless they are cops.)
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To: TruthShallSetYouFree

I need to get a limerick blocker app. ;)


20 posted on 09/04/2015 6:25:07 AM PDT by outofsalt ( If history teaches us anything it's that history rarely teaches us anything.)
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To: TruthShallSetYouFree

Good one!


28 posted on 09/04/2015 6:45:52 AM PDT by Flick Lives (One should not attend even the end of the world without a good breakfast. -- Heinlein)
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To: TruthShallSetYouFree

Funny!


30 posted on 09/04/2015 6:53:55 AM PDT by ABN 505 (Right is right if nobody is right, and wrong is wrong if everybody is wrong. ~Archbishop Fulton John)
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To: TruthShallSetYouFree

LMAO!


35 posted on 09/04/2015 7:19:34 AM PDT by xsmommy
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To: TruthShallSetYouFree

Give that writer a genius grant!


38 posted on 09/04/2015 8:11:29 AM PDT by Demiurge2 (Define your terms!)
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To: TruthShallSetYouFree

I love good limericks and yours is great!
Copied for future use, with your permission.


41 posted on 09/04/2015 9:00:07 AM PDT by BatGuano (You don't think I'd go into combat with loose change in my pocket, do ya?)
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