[Pollster1]

Let's pretend these lunatics are not crazy. Label the restrooms in public buildings based on chromosomes rather than what has become a personal whim. We'll have an XX restroom and an XY restroom.

"Lawyers, it's not labeled male or female, so we're not discriminating against the mentally ill or against those too confused to figure out which they are."

"Kiddies, just to be silly we're putting new signs on the restrooms. If you're not sure which one to use, ask your teacher, or ask your parents whether you are XX or XY."

[Nailbiter]

discrimination based on illiteracy, lawyers will have a new fountain of public monies to draw on.