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T O P S E C R E T VIKINGKITTEN
DTG: 041124R SEP 2015
SU: ZOT
REF: POST #292 (TARGET: FORMERREPUBLICANT)
1. VKHQ HAS CONFIRMED TROLL SIGHTING THIS DTG, THIS LOCATION.
2. FR MOD COMMAND CENTER HAS EXECUTED LEVEL-FIVE ZORCH-ON-TARGET (ZOT).
3. ALL ELEMENTS SHALL EXECUTE OPTION “DOGPILE” UPON RECEIPT OF THIS MESSAGE. WEAPONS FREE, OPLAN CRISPYCRUNCH.
4. ALL ELEMENTS ARE DIRECTED TO FULL ASSET COMMITMENT TO POST-STRIKE KEGGER UPON THE TARGET’S REMAINS. VKQH WILL COORDINATE HOOTERS WAITRESS AND CHIPPENDALES AS GENDER DICTATES.
5. CHALLENGE/PASSWORD: SKIMPY/BIKINI.
6. WE ARE YOUR OVERLORDS. VKHQ SENDS.
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