LOL, again!
You might get a kick out of this...sort of goes along with your post :)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CNOQsf3UwAEYLpB.jpg
(James Woods posted it on twitter...he comes up with some goodies :)
Thanks. I just sent that to a friend who sends me a half dozen jokes every day, with the caption “Ouch! Oh wait, never mind.”