To: Laissez-faire capitalist
How to give a Hillary stump speech, in 3 easy steps:
1. Lie
2. Promise free things
3. Lie
How to give an Obama stump speech, in 1 easy step:
1. Read whatever Valerie Jarrett put on the teleprompter
How to give a Jeb stump speech, in 1 easy step:
1. Babble on about anything, switching between English and Spanish. The topic itself doesn't matter because no one is listening anyway.
12 posted on
08/31/2015 8:56:46 AM PDT by
Leaning Right
(Why am I holding this lantern? I am looking for the next Reagan.)
To: Leaning Right
16 posted on
08/31/2015 9:01:33 AM PDT by
Vinnie
To: Leaning Right
Well, I guess this was ripe for parady. Well done.
36 posted on
08/31/2015 11:34:09 AM PDT by
miss marmelstein
(Richard the Third: I'd like to drive away not only the Turks (moslims) but all my foes.")
To: Leaning Right
How to give a Jeb stump speech, in 1 easy step: 1. Babble on about anything, switching between English and Spanish. The topic itself doesn't matter because no one is listening anyway.
Now that right there is funny, no matter who you are.
38 posted on
08/31/2015 11:35:48 AM PDT by
itsahoot
(55 years a republican-Now Independent. Will write in Sarah Palin, no matter who runs. RIH-GOP)
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