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A snail goes to a used car lot to buy a car.
The sales person asks, "What are you looking for in a car?"
The snail answers, "I want a really fast car with big side doors so I can write a huge "S" on each door."
The salesman says, "That's a weird request, why?"
The snail replies, "Because when I drive through town I want people to say, "Look at that S-Car-Go."
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