Posted on 08/24/2015 3:53:28 PM PDT by Helicondelta
Hillary Clinton sent classified information over her private email server during her time as secretary of state, and though she claims she’s turned over all of her work-related emails — 55,000 pages worth — to the State Department, this presidential hopeful could be looking at jail time.
If Clinton goes to lockup, she’s going to need these tips to survive.
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I can see a couple hundred million $$$ being transferred from the Clinton Global Initiative to the Baraq Obama Foundation in January 2017.
Don’t try “I did not have sex...” Oh wait, never mind. Wrong Clinton.
She will have plenty in her commissary account, for Ramen noodle Thursdays.
I doubt that Hillary will go down without a fight. You think she wouldn’t throw Bill overboard?
Become Martha Stewart’s pen pal.
Move your jaw, not just your tongue, and spell the alphabet.
Right! Jail time! Jail is for the little people not for important people like Clinton.
Is Hillary still entitled to a Secret Service detail behind bars?
She’s not going to prison. Where would her Secret Service agents stay?
Hmm...they might just have to bring OZ back for another season for this one.
*tinka-tinka-tinka* *BUM-bum-bump*!
Great post and solid advice.
Sadly, Hillary isn’t going to prison.
I want scorched earth; I want her to pull deal leader under the bus with her; I wonder how many secrets she knows?
What if I didn’t want her to survive?
One problem is that it is rumored the Chicago Mob has a mutually assured destruction pact with the Clintons.
Probably inside knowledge of Arkancides.
Be wary of the guards. Piper Kerman, who is the inspiration for 'Orange Is the New Black,' said she was more scared of the guards than her fellow prisoners.
Keep in touch with Bill and Chelsea. Kerman said "receiving letters and being able to make phone calls" helped her get through.
DON'T GOSSIP. This could be difficult for Hillary, but PrisonOffenders.com claims almost all prison fights start over gossip.
Never enter someone's cell without permission. 'People get killed over that.'
Don't make eye contact. All you have to do is "lock eyes with the wrong person and have problems."
Who gets the Secret Service assignment to protect her in prison?
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