Maybe I should have put in a “/S”?
No, it's better that you didn't. You were being sarcastic, but out there in the rest of the world are folks who ask that same question in all seriousness and sincerity. They deserve an answer; which I gave. At least, I gave part of it. I think it's important to understand that Fed.gov "can't afford" to do some things it should be doing, because it's wasting money doing things it has no business even thinking about.