Nope. You're talkin' at the wrong guy on that score. But I would like to be able to harass the left without giving away my true identity, so my car doesn't get vandalized or my house doesn't burn down!
I tended bar for over 30 years and had lots of opportunities to misbehave. But I know darn well (even if you are careful) you eventually get caught and managed to overcome the temptation. God has been better to me than I deserve.
Good to hear. Carry on!