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Hillary’s Top Ten Excuses To Avoid Jail
Townhall.com ^ | August 23, 2015 | D.W. Wilber

Posted on 08/23/2015 7:51:34 AM PDT by Kaslin

10) “Classified? I never saw anything marked classified! Let me ask Vlad if he did”….

Considering the unencrypted and unsecure nature of Hillary Clinton’s private server it is highly likely that the Russians, Chinese, Iranians, in fact just about anyone who wanted to could have been reading Hillary’s e-mails about “yoga”, and “her daughter’s wedding”. As well as the over three hundred – so far – classified messages that were transmitted.

9) “It was simply a Top Secret YouTube video that spiraled out of control”….

Blaming the Benghazi tragedy on a YouTube video obviously didn’t work, and Hillary’s newest strategy of questioning whether the documents were really classified in the first place isn’t going to work either. Hillary and the State Department cannot unilaterally decide that something they received from the CIA or Defense Department “wasn’t really classified anyway”. The agency that determined something was sensitive and required official classification must be contacted and permission obtained before releasing. Something Hillary and her aides did not do.

8) “I did nothing that was illegal, in a general sense, with regards to the subject at hand, which includes what’s been talked about as a result of my time as secretary of state, including the handling of the types of information that generally didn’t have the appropriate markings, which would have precluded any of those from being disseminated across my bathroom server, and certainly I know about and understand the importance of protecting all types of information that might fall into unfriendly hands, and I have spent my career working for women and children”….

Well, this one pretty much speaks for itself. Hillary’s, and in fact the entire Obama Administration has the habit of answering a question in a way which never answers the question. Just spews out a bunch of gobbledy-gook.

7) “Bill, help me out here!”….

Curiously, Hillary’s husband Bill Clinton has been relatively quiet about this whole scandal.

6) “I don’t know how those e-mails ended up on the table in the White House residence”….

One might recall that during the White Water investigation Hillary’s billing records from the Rose Law Firm in Arkansas had been under subpoena for over a year and no one could find them. Suddenly, out of nowhere those missing billing records showed up on a small table in the White House residence. And no one seemed to know how they got there !

5) “That little twerp in the Oval Office must be behind this!”….

Also curiously the White House has been pretty quiet about all of this. Letting Hillary ‘dangle in the wind’. With few if any in the Obama Administration rushing to her defense it appears Hillary might not be able to count on that Presidential Pardon after all.

4) “What was that excuse Al used, “No controlling legal authority? If that whopper worked for him, maybe, just maybe”….

When Al Gore found himself in hot water over visiting the Buddhist monks and taking illegal campaign donations from them, his famous “no controlling legal authority” was a masterpiece of dodging responsibility for criminal behavior. It worked for Al, so Hillary’s version of claiming things really aren’t classified after all, seems to be the direction she’s heading.

3) “Hey look! At this shiny object over here !!!!”….

Diversion is always a great tactic. If you’re a politician it’s always good to get the public to look at something else while you pick their pockets, or in Hillary’s case tell more lies. Hillary will continue to push the “war on Women” canard and anything else she can to try to take the public’s mind off of her criminal conduct. Unfortunately for Hillary, the public ain’t buying it.

2) “I said bring me the orange pantsuit, NOT an orange jumpsuit!”….

All evidence does indeed look like Hillary Clinton conducted official, classified government business over her private e-mail server. And her most trusted advisors also appear to be up to their necks in this scandal. It’ll be interesting to see how many of them go to jail, and how many cop a deal to stay out of jail. The Justice Department may very well be fitting Hillary for something orange to wear, but it won’t be a pantsuit.

1) “I did not have classified e-mail communications with that woman, Ms. Abedin”….

All her denials aside, the FBI does not conduct ‘security violation investigations’, they conduct investigations into possible criminal conduct.

And television viewers of the nightly news might one day soon be treated to seeing Hillary hunched over, hands behind her back and wearing an orange jumpsuit, and doing a long-overdue ‘perp walk’.


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To: Kaslin

>>Curiously, Hillary’s husband Bill Clinton has been relatively quiet about this whole scandal.<<

This just in: Bubba has been at a Tibetan monastery retreat in Nepal. He’s praying that they lock up the old harpy so he can resume his “normal” activities.


21 posted on 08/23/2015 8:56:34 AM PDT by NTHockey (Rules of engagement #1: Take no prisoners. And to the NSA trolls, FU)
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To: smoothsailing

Funny.

But I can’t get over how sick Bill looks. I was with my 90 year old uncle yesterday and he looks vim and vigor compared to Bill. What is up with that?


22 posted on 08/23/2015 8:57:58 AM PDT by Yaelle (The election isn't the main thing. Stopping the 2 party oligarchy and their media IS.)
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To: Kaslin

At her next press conference, she’ll use the “Joliet Jake” defense: “I ran out of gas. I... I had a flat tire. I didn’t have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn’t come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts! IT WASN’T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!”


23 posted on 08/23/2015 9:00:46 AM PDT by GreenHornet
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To: Yaelle

Doesn’t he have a bad ticker?


24 posted on 08/23/2015 9:07:26 AM PDT by smoothsailing
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To: BlueNgold

“Imagine what HE was hiding on HIS email...”

You mean Bill’s “TBB List?*

*To Be Banged!

Here’s hoping she goes to jail and he dies like Nelson Rockefeller did!


25 posted on 08/23/2015 9:08:10 AM PDT by vette6387
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To: Kaslin
One might recall that during the White Water investigation Hillary’s billing records from the Rose Law Firm in Arkansas had been under subpoena for over a year and no one could find them. Suddenly, out of nowhere those missing billing records showed up on a small table in the White House residence. And no one seemed to know how they got there !
If I'm not mistaken, the miraculous reappearance of the billing records just happened to coincide with the expiration of the statute of limitations on some aspect of the investigation. (Since it's been a while, I may be wrong on this.)
26 posted on 08/23/2015 9:09:26 AM PDT by Bob (No, being a US Senator and the Secretary of State are not accomplishments; they're jobs.)
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To: Kaslin
during the White Water investigation Hillary’s billing records from the Rose Law Firm in Arkansas had been under subpoena for over a year and no one could find them. Suddenly, out of nowhere those missing billing records showed up on a small table in the White House residence

If I remember correctly, these records were 'found' a few (3?) days after the subject statue of limitations had expired.

27 posted on 08/23/2015 9:13:42 AM PDT by Stand Watch Listen (When the going gets tough--the Low Information President Obie from Nairobi goes golfing/fundraising)
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To: Kaslin

Hillary will never go to jail.

If she’s indicted, she’ll pretend to have a stroke, just like several years ago she pretended NOT to have a stroke when she actually had one.


28 posted on 08/23/2015 9:13:46 AM PDT by Bluestocking
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To: Senator_Blutarski

Yeah, wiping her server with a cloth, like she has ever cleaned anything in her life! I got a huge laugh out of that one!


29 posted on 08/23/2015 9:18:34 AM PDT by Ditter ( God Bless Texas!)
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To: Kaslin

Government phones didn’t go with my pumps, No controlling legal authority


30 posted on 08/23/2015 9:20:35 AM PDT by dila813
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To: Kaslin
“I did not have classified e-mail communications with that woman, Ms. Abedin”….


31 posted on 08/23/2015 9:23:37 AM PDT by TexasCajun (#BlackViolenceMatters)
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To: Ditter
...like she has ever cleaned anything in her life!

She may not have cleaned anything, but she has covered up lots of things.

32 posted on 08/23/2015 9:27:56 AM PDT by Senator_Blutarski
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To: Senator_Blutarski

Yes, like a cat in a litterbox!


33 posted on 08/23/2015 9:37:38 AM PDT by Ditter ( God Bless Texas!)
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To: Yaelle

He looks way worse than Carter and Carter is the sick one


34 posted on 08/23/2015 11:17:48 AM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom)
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To: NTHockey

I visited the Clinton Presidential Library in Little Rock in June. The folks said ole BJ has been spending a lot of time there. He has a 4th floor residence (not accessible to the public, obviously) that Limbaugh calls the “love nest”.


35 posted on 08/23/2015 11:21:59 AM PDT by nascarnation (Impeach, convict, deport)
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To: Yaelle

Bill has been getting thinner for several years but he really looks sick now. It wouldn’t surprise me to hear he has something really bad going on with his health. He still has a head full of hair so he isn’t on chemo.


36 posted on 08/23/2015 11:22:28 AM PDT by Ditter ( God Bless Texas!)
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To: Yaelle

Bill has been getting thinner for several years but he really looks sick now. It wouldn’t surprise me to hear he has something really bad going on with his health. He still has a head full of hair so he isn’t on chemo.


37 posted on 08/23/2015 11:22:28 AM PDT by Ditter ( God Bless Texas!)
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To: Kaslin

What should happen:

What WILL happen:

What we would all like to see happen...

My guess is she will skate off cackling like she always has. The press has no interest in seeing this story do anything but die a rapid death, the Republicans are spineless jellyfish, the Dems want her to skate...

38 posted on 08/23/2015 3:41:07 PM PDT by Bon mots
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