When I put them in the tray one TSA agent asked, “are you planning on making a salad?”
“Naahhh, they’re for terrorists.”
“What do bacon bits have to do with terrorists?”
Both me and his TSA buddy gave him the ‘you idiot’ look...
Of course, the bacon bits are easier to carry around in your pocket or purse. - I don’t know whether or not they make an impression on the jihadists; I suspect it’s possible they’re hypocrites anyway. - They’re just to use for toppings after you hit them with the main course anyway.