Screw that. What about our Super Bowl ring? Nuke Russia to get it back!
Snowden should marry a Russian Girl and become a Russian Citizen. If he comes back to the USA he will only face a prison cell for a lot of years—he better get used to Vodka and Borst—and the cold weather.
Trump: “When I’m President, I’ll get that Super Bowl ring back.. Did you know I’ll have a diplomatic team that is SO terrific.. SO great.. is that my plane up there?”