I’dcwait until just before election night and announce that if elected President I will shave my head :)
In for a penny, in for a pound, there is no substitute for victory...and half the idiot vote the Dems are counting on would switch just to see it happen.
“Sirrah! Thou hast employed a clownish ruse to defeat me!”
“Beats bleeding. I hope you left the “T”s on the typewriters and keyboards, by the way.”
I used to shave my head.
If Trump shaved his, he would look like Daddy Warbucks.
I went to a Halloween party once hosted by distant and unfriendly family. I went as "Mr Clean," but when my beloved nieces saw me, they screamed "Uncle Fester!"
I think that's when I decided to grow my hair out again.;-)