I demands mah reparations...
My fambly was in Bilatok when the red army invaded Poland. Then we came to Chicago. There, we met up with my grand-pappy who had been expelled from Scotland during the Highland genocide.
Where my gibs. Gimmedat. I ain’t done nuthin for my gibs but ginnedat. My fambly done worked slave servant to get to USA. Gimme dat free stuff. Section 8 be mine. Gimme gimme gimme dat.
OH WAIT. I have pale pink skin. Guess I don’t get me no gibs. I’m gonna declare myself transracial and pretend I’m black and join BLM. Shaun King be duh gimmedat king.
Man, youz be trippin’ cuz! Pass me Dat blunt!