I’d love to see ... a parody of “Mirror in the Bathroom” by The English Beat titled “Server in the Bathroom”.
Doug,
Your expert services have been requested.
Please be gentile. After all, she's had a rough life ... she's dead broke, you know ... and she's been reduced to begging for food and money from rich donors ... and had to put up with a sex pervert husband ... and been forced to throw lamps and ashtrays in order to keep him in line ... and had a worthless spawn who looks like Webb Hubbell (even after plastic surgery) ... and was forced to kill the only man she ever loved (Vince Foster) ... and lost the Democrat nomination to a complete idiot with no credentials other than he's not a Clinton ... and been able to only confide to Mrs. Carlos Danger in all of this.
/s/ Zak