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Jeb Bush sips beer and flips pork chops as he tackles an Iowa ritual

Ahhh, the time-honored and cherished rituals of appearing at an Iowa political gathering. Such tradition! It's a beautiful thing found only in Iowa during political events.

(Tears just won't come...)

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I guess Trump will be out of place -he doesn’t drink any alcoholic beverages. Not sure if Cruz does or not - I haven’t heard anything about that.