I agree Biden would be a better President than Hillary. If I had to rank them I would go by this.
1. Every Republican candidate
2. The cast of Le Mis
3. Vladimir Putin (Seriously, he was born in Georgia)
4. My dog
5. Ted Kennedy
6. The guy at the EPA who unleashed hell with the spill earlier in the week.
7. Every Democrat candidate
8 Biden
9. A Tapeworm
10. Hillary
I agree with your list, with one exception:
I would put “The dead possum I saw on the side of the road on my way to work this morning” at #5, and drop everyone from 6-10 down one notch.