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Media Sensation Megyn Kelly captivated a Conservative Conference audience today with a tearful admission that Donald Trump had mind-raped her during the debate. There wasn't a dry eye in the house, Debbie Wasserman Schultz told Fox's Shepherd Smith.

Kelly said she had watched her Post debate show, "After the Setup with Megyn Kelly," for the third time when she dozed off at her suite. She said she woke up sore and groggy and realized Donald Trump had mind raped her during the Event in Cleveland OH.

She was met with hugs and adoration from the previously conservative crowd. John Kasich held her for a time before difficult camera angles negated any real benefit from the embrace.

Marco Rubio declared that Hillary can't lecture me on mind-f&cking anyone, because he is evidently from a culture that frowns on such actions.

Chris Christie was seen advising Kasich on the matter while dining at the Conference. He was overheard saying, "I'm telling you, watch who you hold like that, man. "

Kelly thanked Chris Wallace for working like a slave during his trip to Martha's Vineyard, and not letting Trump ever hurt anyone like this again. Brett Baier did not comment, but did have along with him the ubiquitious Charles Krauthammer for comment, who blasted Trump, saying that we should call him the Fly-away hair Rapist. "Go away, Trump, you mind-F&cker, you," Krauthammer said eloquently.

John Boehner rose to speak at the event. He said, Donald Trump has lied to all us. He has Mind-F&cked us all, and then quickly went to unintelligible noises while appearing to cry profusely and without any boundaries whatsoever.

A projection of John McCain's head in strange green hues briefly spoke on large Curtain in the back of the arena. McCain's head said this is what you get when you let Crazies vote and have a voice. His comments were cut short as he inexplicably said he wasn't going to the Vagina monologues again and seemed to lose his temper.

Looks like Trump is Done—Time for him to change directions. The plan worked like a charm—Get Trump mad and he will say something stupid—them blow it up with fake outrage! Its almost like he used the forbidden N-word or Flew a Confederate flag of something. Megyn, the New Tina Fey. She brought him down—but in so doing —like Tina Fey—she may have killed her career. Sad really—given honest questions in the debate he may well have sunk himself.