I thought the best answer would have been:
“Your question is offensive. No, God doesn’t send me a ‘Honey Do’ list each morning. I claim to be a Christian, not a prophet or apostle. I’m not running for Chief Pastor, either. But it is sad and pathetic that you seem to assume religious people believe God sends them emails each morning with a list of instructions! Your scorn and contempt, and your total misunderstanding of what it means to be a believer, are palpable and they disgust me.”
Good answer!
Best answer for you, but it would have gone over like any one of Paul’s petulant little fits with the larger public.
His answer was unoffensive while also being slightly evangelical. “No... this is how real Christians receive God’s instructions. Stop anthropomorphizing the way God speaks to us.”