You know...
I love Japan. I love Japanese culture. But there is a reason it is described as the scene in roger Rabbit outside Toontown with cows flying through the air and Yosemite sam on fire and all that craziness.
Can I just have a large busted Japanese redhead chick and you keep the Hide-Penis dance? We can call it good. Really
;)
Some kind of Oriental Whack-A-Mole thing?
I hear the Japanese have little to hide.